Roles
It takes a lot of volunteers to keep the Edmonton Hash House Harriers drinking and running. Below is a list of what we do for you.
| Role | Description |
|---|---|
| Religious Advisors | Leads the circle-up and down-down circle |
| Hash Stash | The hash banker |
| Hash Cash | The sign-in / take your money / chase down folks to ensure they sign-in / pay |
| Hash Hack | Updates sign-sheets and counts your runs |
| Hare Raiser | Finds hares for each run |
| Beer Swill | Brings beer to every run; pours down-downs |
| Cider Swill | Brings a selection of cider and coolers to each run |
| Soft Swill | Brings non-alcoholic beverages to each run |
| Haberdashery | Offers hash swag for sale |
| Hash Horn | Blows the hash horn on trail during runs |
| Event / Travel Coordinator | Keeps hash apprised of hashing and travel events – around the world |
| Songmeister | Leads pack in down down circle songs |
| Hash Trash | Publishes and distributes weekly Hash Trash |
| Web Wanker | Manages hash website |
| Hash Historian | Keeps the history of the hash |
| Sec Goddess | Records mismanagement meeting decisions |
| Sergeant of Body Parts | Maintains order in the circle |
| Awards Coordinator | Manages awards for hashers who reach milestone runs |
| Hash Flour | Ensures flour and cans are available to hares |
| Pornographer | Takes photographs of the run or walk and of the circle-up and down-down circle. |
| Erections Coordinator | Recruits volunteers for mismanagement and counts the votes. |
2023-2024 Mismanagers
| Role | Mismanagers |
|---|---|
| Religious Advisors | Inky Dinky and Swinging Ball Buster |
| Hash Stash | Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash | High Roller, Edifice Complex, Rear Endee, Mother Flocker |
| Hash Spendthrift | Free Woody |
| Hash Hack | Going Down Easy, Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash | Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker | Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian | Very Saggy Testicles |
| Hare Raiser | French Tickler (books), Happy Beaver, Big Rubber |
| Beer Swill | Wood If I Could, Butt Sniffer |
| Cider Swill | Free Woody |
| Soft Swill | Piss Up, Mud Vessel, Passion Pit |
| Haberdashery | Chapped Lips, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Horn | Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber |
| Event / Travel Coordinator | Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister | Mammary Lapse |
| Sec Goddess | Big Bang |
| Sergeant of Body Parts | Dame Edna, Call Girl, Sound of Mucus, Pit Stop, Going Down Easy |
| Awards Coordinator | Chapped Lips, Ms. Demeanour |
| Hash Flour | Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
| Pornographer | Won’t Swallow, Big Bang |
| Erections Coordinator | Blow HoleE |
2022-2023 Mismanagers
| Role | Mismanagers |
|---|---|
| Religious Advisors | Inky Dinky and Swinging Ball Buster |
| Hash Stash | Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash | Cherry Poppins, Wine Rack, Crack Filler, Phone Sax |
| Hash Hack | Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash | Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker | Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian | Very Saggy Testicles |
| Hare Raiser | Nookey, French Tickler, Blow HoleE, Horse’s Arse |
| Beer Swill | Wood If I Could, Butt Sniffer |
| Cider Swill | Whack Off |
| Soft Swill | Piss Up, Mud Vessel, Passion Pit |
| Haberdashery | Chapped Lips, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Horn | Very Saggy Testicles |
| Event / Travel Coordinator | Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister | Mammary Lapse |
| Sec Goddess | Big Bang |
| Sergeant of Body Parts | Glitter Box, Shiny Pooper, Won’t Swallow, Strip Freeze |
| Awards Coordinator | Chapped Lips, Finger Food, Ms. Demeanour |
| Hash Flour | Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
| Pornographer | Won’t Swallow, Big Bang |
| Erections Coordinator | BlowHoleE |
2021-2022 Mismanagers
| Role | Mismanagers |
|---|---|
| Religious Advisor | Big Rubber |
| Hash Stash | Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash | Cherry Poppins, Phone Sax, Wine Rack, Crack Filler |
| Hash Hack | Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash | Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker | Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian | Chapped Lips, Very Saggy Testicles |
| Hare Raiser | Nookey, French Tickler |
| Beer Swill | Free Woody |
| Cider Swill | Whack Off |
| Soft Swill | Piss Up |
| Haberdashery | Chapped Lips, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Horn | Very Saggy Testicles |
| Event / Travel Coordinator | Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister | Dr Diddle |
| Sec Goddess | No Reservations |
| Sergeant of Body Parts | Mr Lube, Sound of Mucus |
| Awards coordinator | Chapped Lips |
| Hash Flour | Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
2020-2021 Mismanagers
| Role | Mismanagers |
|---|---|
| Religious Advisors | Wee Dribble, Free Woody, Mr. PeeeeeNut |
| Hash Stash | Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash | Cherry Poppins, Wine Rack, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Hack | Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash | Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker | Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian | Finger Food |
| Hare Raiser | Mr. PeeeeeNut, Nookey |
| Beer Swill | Ass Wipe, Ms. Demeanor, Edifice Complex, Vagina Rough Rider |
| Cider Swill | Whack Off |
| Soft Swill | Piss Up |
| Haberdashery | Chapped Lips, Finger Food |
| Hash Horn | Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber |
| Event / Travel Coordinator | Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister | Dr Diddle |
| Sec Goddess | Happy Beaver |
| Sergeant of Body Parts | Mr Lube, Sound of Mucus |
| Awards coordinator | Chapped Lips, Finger Food |
| Hash Flour | Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
2019-2020 Mismanagers
| Role | Mismanagers |
|---|---|
| Religious Advisors | Wee Dribble, Free Woody |
| Hash Stash | Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash | Cherry Poppins, Wine Rack, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Hack | Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash | Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker | Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian | Finger Food |
| Hare Raiser | Mr. PeeeeeNut, Nookey |
| Beer Swill | Ass Wipe, Ms. Demeanor, Gear Shaft, Vagina Rough Rider |
| Cider Swill | Whack Off |
| Soft Swill | Piss Up |
| Haberdashery | Chapped Lips, Finger Food |
| Hash Horn | Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber |
| Event / Travel Coordinator | Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister | Dr Diddle |
| Sec Goddess | Happy Beaver |
| Sergeant of Body Parts | Mr Lube, Sound of Mucus |
| Awards coordinator | Chapped Lips, Finger Food |
| Hash Flour | Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |