Roles
It takes a lot of volunteers to keep the Edmonton Hash House Harriers drinking and running. Below is a list of what we do for you.
| Role |
Description |
| Religious Advisors |
Leads the circle-up and down-down circle |
| Hash Stash |
The hash banker |
| Hash Cash |
The sign-in / take your money / chase down folks to ensure they sign-in / pay |
| Hash Hack |
Updates sign-sheets and counts your runs |
| Hare Raiser |
Finds hares for each run |
| Beer Swill |
Brings beer to every run; pours down-downs |
| Cider Swill |
Brings a selection of cider and coolers to each run |
| Soft Swill |
Brings non-alcoholic beverages to each run |
| Haberdashery |
Offers hash swag for sale |
| Hash Horn |
Blows the hash horn on trail during runs |
| Event / Travel Coordinator |
Keeps hash apprised of hashing and travel events – around the world |
| Songmeister |
Leads pack in down down circle songs |
| Hash Trash |
Publishes and distributes weekly Hash Trash |
| Web Wanker |
Manages hash website |
| Hash Historian |
Keeps the history of the hash |
| Sec Goddess |
Records mismanagement meeting decisions |
| Sergeant of Body Parts |
Maintains order in the circle |
| Awards Coordinator |
Manages awards for hashers who reach milestone runs |
| Hash Flour |
Ensures flour and cans are available to hares |
| Pornographer |
Takes photographs of the run or walk and of the circle-up and down-down circle. |
| Erections Coordinator |
Recruits volunteers for mismanagement and counts the votes. |
2026-2027 Mismanagers
| Role |
Mismanagers |
| Religious Advisors |
Fallen Angel & Spring Loaded with Dark Side of the Moon |
| Hash Stash |
Gobble Me (looking for an apprentice) |
| Hash Cash |
Passion Pit, Slippery Head Banger, Ediface Complex, RearEndee |
| Hash Spendthrift |
Free Woody |
| Hash Hack |
Going Down Easy |
| Hash Trash |
Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker |
Dr. Diddle, Idiot Savant as backup |
| Hash Historian |
Very Saggy Testicles, Cross Dresser |
| Hare Raiser |
Big Rubber |
| Beer Swill |
Achy Breaky Parts w Booze Cruise & Breaking Wind |
| Cider Swill |
Big Rubber with More Dick Please as backup |
| Soft Swill |
Tie Me Up & Squeeze Box |
| Haberdashery |
No Reservations, Butt Floss, More Dick Please, Shiny Pooper, Won’t Swallow |
| Hash Horn |
Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber |
| International/World Hash Events Publicist |
Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister |
Mammary Lapse |
| Sec Goddess |
Big Bang |
| Sergeant of Body Parts |
More Dick Please, Numb Skull, Piss in Boots, Cherry
Poppins, Doggy Style, Call Girl, Going Down Easy |
| Awards Coordinator |
Phone Sax & Bag Snatcher |
| Hash Flour |
Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
| Pornographer |
Big Bang & Money Shot with Tail onTrail as backup |
| R-Word Coordinator |
Dr. Diddle |
| Erections Coordinator |
Blow HoleE |
2025-2026 Mismanagers
| Role |
Mismanagers |
| Religious Advisors |
Free to Take Home, Dr. Diddle |
| Hash Stash |
Gobble Me, Tail on Trail (apprentice) |
| Hash Cash |
High Roller, Edifice Complex, Rear Endee, Mother Flocker |
| Hash Spendthrift |
Free Woody |
| Hash Hack |
Going Down Easy |
| Hash Trash |
Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker |
Soggy Bottom, Idiot Savant as backup |
| Hash Historian |
Very Saggy Testicles, Cross Dresser |
| Hare Raiser |
Soggy Bottom, with Happy Beaver as backup |
| Beer Swill |
Tail Gate, Breaking Wind, with Wood if I Could as backup |
| Cider Swill |
More Dick Please, Quick Draw McBra, Mr Lube, Wrist Action with Giggle Puss & Going Down Easy as back-ups |
| Soft Swill |
Tie Me up, Squeeze Box, with Bubbalicious as backup |
| Haberdashery |
No Reservations, Butt Floss, More Dick Please, Money Shot, Shiny Pooper, Won’t Swallow |
| Hash Horn |
Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber |
| Event / Travel Coordinator |
Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister |
Mammary Lapse |
| Sec Goddess |
Big Bang |
| Sergeant of Body Parts |
Numb Skull, Piss in Boots, Cherry Pop-pins, Doggy Style, Call Girl, Going Down Easy, No Reservations, Bionic Balls, Rumple Dick Skin |
| Awards Coordinator |
Phone Sax & Bag Snatcher |
| Hash Flour |
Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
| Pornographer |
Won’t Swallow, Big Bang, Money Shot |
| R-Word Coordinator |
Free to Take Home |
| Erections Coordinator |
Blow HoleE |
2024-2025 Mismanagers
| Role |
Mismanagers |
| Religious Advisors |
Numbskull, Double Penetration, VST |
| Hash Stash |
Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash |
High Roller, Edifice Complex, Rear Endee, Mother Flocker |
| Hash Spendthrift |
Free Woody |
| Hash Hack |
Going Down Easy |
| Hash Trash |
Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker |
Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian |
Very Saggy Testicles, Cross Dresser |
| Hare Raiser |
Soggy Bottom, Happy Beaver, French Tickler (books) |
| Beer Swill |
Begging for It, Fishy Finger, Butt Sniffer (backup) |
| Cider Swill |
Big Rubber |
| Soft Swill |
Sound of Mucus |
| Haberdashery |
No Reservations, Slippery Down Under, Sass N Ass, Fungus Humongous |
| Hash Horn |
Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber |
| Event / Travel Coordinator |
Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister |
Mammary Lapse |
| Sec Goddess |
Big Bang |
| Sergeant of Body Parts |
Call Girl, Going Down Easy, No Reservations, Bionic Balls, Tale on Trail, Rumple Dick Skin |
| Awards Coordinator |
Chapped Lips, Ms. Demeanour |
| Hash Flour |
Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
| Pornographer |
Won’t Swallow, Big Bang |
| R-Word Coordinator |
Free to Take Home |
| Erections Coordinator |
Blow HoleE |
2023-2024 Mismanagers
| Role |
Mismanagers |
| Religious Advisors |
Inky Dinky and Swinging Ball Buster |
| Hash Stash |
Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash |
High Roller, Edifice Complex, Rear Endee, Mother Flocker |
| Hash Spendthrift |
Free Woody |
| Hash Hack |
Going Down Easy, Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash |
Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker |
Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian |
Very Saggy Testicles |
| Hare Raiser |
French Tickler (books), Happy Beaver, Big Rubber |
| Beer Swill |
Wood If I Could, Butt Sniffer |
| Cider Swill |
Free Woody |
| Soft Swill |
Piss Up, Mud Vessel, Passion Pit |
| Haberdashery |
Chapped Lips, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Horn |
Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber |
| Event / Travel Coordinator |
Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister |
Mammary Lapse |
| Sec Goddess |
Big Bang |
| Sergeant of Body Parts |
Dame Edna, Call Girl, Sound of Mucus, Pit Stop, Going Down Easy |
| Awards Coordinator |
Chapped Lips, Ms. Demeanour |
| Hash Flour |
Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
| Pornographer |
Won’t Swallow, Big Bang |
| Erections Coordinator |
Blow HoleE |
2022-2023 Mismanagers
| Role |
Mismanagers |
| Religious Advisors |
Inky Dinky and Swinging Ball Buster |
| Hash Stash |
Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash |
Cherry Poppins, Wine Rack, Crack Filler, Phone Sax |
| Hash Hack |
Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash |
Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker |
Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian |
Very Saggy Testicles |
| Hare Raiser |
Nookey, French Tickler, Blow HoleE, Horse’s Arse |
| Beer Swill |
Wood If I Could, Butt Sniffer |
| Cider Swill |
Whack Off |
| Soft Swill |
Piss Up, Mud Vessel, Passion Pit |
| Haberdashery |
Chapped Lips, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Horn |
Very Saggy Testicles |
| Event / Travel Coordinator |
Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister |
Mammary Lapse |
| Sec Goddess |
Big Bang |
| Sergeant of Body Parts |
Glitter Box, Shiny Pooper, Won’t Swallow, Strip Freeze |
| Awards Coordinator |
Chapped Lips, Finger Food, Ms. Demeanour |
| Hash Flour |
Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
| Pornographer |
Won’t Swallow, Big Bang |
| Erections Coordinator |
BlowHoleE |
2021-2022 Mismanagers
| Role |
Mismanagers |
| Religious Advisor |
Big Rubber |
| Hash Stash |
Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash |
Cherry Poppins, Phone Sax, Wine Rack, Crack Filler |
| Hash Hack |
Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash |
Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker |
Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian |
Chapped Lips, Very Saggy Testicles |
| Hare Raiser |
Nookey, French Tickler |
| Beer Swill |
Free Woody |
| Cider Swill |
Whack Off |
| Soft Swill |
Piss Up |
| Haberdashery |
Chapped Lips, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Horn |
Very Saggy Testicles |
| Event / Travel Coordinator |
Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister |
Dr Diddle |
| Sec Goddess |
No Reservations |
| Sergeant of Body Parts |
Mr Lube, Sound of Mucus |
| Awards coordinator |
Chapped Lips |
| Hash Flour |
Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
2020-2021 Mismanagers
| Role |
Mismanagers |
| Religious Advisors |
Wee Dribble, Free Woody, Mr. PeeeeeNut |
| Hash Stash |
Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash |
Cherry Poppins, Wine Rack, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Hack |
Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash |
Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker |
Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian |
Finger Food |
| Hare Raiser |
Mr. PeeeeeNut, Nookey |
| Beer Swill |
Ass Wipe, Ms. Demeanor, Edifice Complex, Vagina Rough Rider |
| Cider Swill |
Whack Off |
| Soft Swill |
Piss Up |
| Haberdashery |
Chapped Lips, Finger Food |
| Hash Horn |
Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber |
| Event / Travel Coordinator |
Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister |
Dr Diddle |
| Sec Goddess |
Happy Beaver |
| Sergeant of Body Parts |
Mr Lube, Sound of Mucus |
| Awards coordinator |
Chapped Lips, Finger Food |
| Hash Flour |
Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |
2019-2020 Mismanagers
| Role |
Mismanagers |
| Religious Advisors |
Wee Dribble, Free Woody |
| Hash Stash |
Gobble Me |
| Hash Cash |
Cherry Poppins, Wine Rack, Phone Sax, Crack Filler |
| Hash Hack |
Wee Dribble |
| Hash Trash |
Lucky Stiff |
| Web Wanker |
Idiot Savant |
| Hash Historian |
Finger Food |
| Hare Raiser |
Mr. PeeeeeNut, Nookey |
| Beer Swill |
Ass Wipe, Ms. Demeanor, Gear Shaft, Vagina Rough Rider |
| Cider Swill |
Whack Off |
| Soft Swill |
Piss Up |
| Haberdashery |
Chapped Lips, Finger Food |
| Hash Horn |
Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber |
| Event / Travel Coordinator |
Northern Exposure |
| Songmeister |
Dr Diddle |
| Sec Goddess |
Happy Beaver |
| Sergeant of Body Parts |
Mr Lube, Sound of Mucus |
| Awards coordinator |
Chapped Lips, Finger Food |
| Hash Flour |
Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum |