Roles

It takes a lot of volunteers to keep the Edmonton Hash House Harriers drinking and running. Below is a list of what we do for you.

 

Role Description
Religious Advisors Leads the circle-up and down-down circle
Hash Stash The hash banker
Hash Cash The sign-in / take your money / chase down folks to ensure they sign-in / pay
Hash Hack Updates sign-sheets and counts your runs
Hare Raiser Finds hares for each run
Beer Swill Brings beer to every run; pours down-downs
Cider Swill Brings a selection of cider and coolers to each run
Soft Swill Brings non-alcoholic beverages to each run
Haberdashery Offers hash swag for sale
Hash Horn Blows the hash horn on trail during runs
Event / Travel Coordinator Keeps hash apprised of hashing and travel events – around the world
Songmeister Leads pack in down down circle songs
Hash Trash Publishes and distributes weekly Hash Trash
Web Wanker Manages hash website
Hash Historian Keeps the history of the hash
Sec Goddess Records mismanagement meeting decisions
Sergeant of Body Parts Maintains order in the circle
Awards Coordinator Manages awards for hashers who reach milestone runs
Hash Flour Ensures flour and cans are available to hares
Pornographer Takes photographs of the run or walk and of the circle-up and down-down circle.
Erections Coordinator Recruits volunteers for mismanagement and counts the votes.

2024-2025 Mismanagers

Role Mismanagers
Religious Advisors Numbskull, Double Penetration, VST
Hash Stash Gobble Me
Hash Cash High Roller, Edifice Complex, Rear Endee, Mother Flocker
Hash Spendthrift Free Woody
Hash Hack Going Down Easy
Hash Trash Lucky Stiff
Web Wanker Idiot Savant
Hash Historian Very Saggy Testicles, Cross Dresser
Hare Raiser Soggy Bottom, Happy Beaver, French Tickler (books)
Beer Swill Begging for It, Fishy Finger, Butt Sniffer (backup)
Cider Swill Big Rubber
Soft Swill Sound of Mucus
Haberdashery No Reservations, Slippery Down Under, Sass N Ass, Fungus Humongous
Hash Horn Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber
Event / Travel Coordinator Northern Exposure
Songmeister Mammary Lapse
Sec Goddess Big Bang
Sergeant of Body Parts Call Girl, Going Down Easy, No Reservations, Bionic Balls, Tale on Trail, Rumple Dick Skin
Awards Coordinator Chapped Lips, Ms. Demeanour
Hash Flour Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum
Pornographer Won’t Swallow, Big Bang
R-Word Coordinator Free to Take Home
Erections Coordinator Blow HoleE

2023-2024 Mismanagers

Role Mismanagers
Religious Advisors Inky Dinky and Swinging Ball Buster
Hash Stash Gobble Me
Hash Cash High Roller, Edifice Complex, Rear Endee, Mother Flocker
Hash Spendthrift Free Woody
Hash Hack Going Down Easy, Wee Dribble
Hash Trash Lucky Stiff
Web Wanker Idiot Savant
Hash Historian Very Saggy Testicles
Hare Raiser French Tickler (books), Happy Beaver, Big Rubber
Beer Swill Wood If I Could, Butt Sniffer
Cider Swill Free Woody
Soft Swill Piss Up, Mud Vessel, Passion Pit
Haberdashery Chapped Lips, Phone Sax, Crack Filler
Hash Horn Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber
Event / Travel Coordinator Northern Exposure
Songmeister Mammary Lapse
Sec Goddess Big Bang
Sergeant of Body Parts Dame Edna, Call Girl, Sound of Mucus, Pit Stop, Going Down Easy
Awards Coordinator Chapped Lips, Ms. Demeanour
Hash Flour Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum
Pornographer Won’t Swallow, Big Bang
Erections Coordinator Blow HoleE

2022-2023 Mismanagers

Role Mismanagers
Religious Advisors Inky Dinky and Swinging Ball Buster
Hash Stash Gobble Me
Hash Cash Cherry Poppins, Wine Rack, Crack Filler, Phone Sax
Hash Hack Wee Dribble
Hash Trash Lucky Stiff
Web Wanker Idiot Savant
Hash Historian Very Saggy Testicles
Hare Raiser Nookey, French Tickler, Blow HoleE, Horse’s Arse
Beer Swill Wood If I Could, Butt Sniffer
Cider Swill Whack Off
Soft Swill Piss Up, Mud Vessel, Passion Pit
Haberdashery Chapped Lips, Phone Sax, Crack Filler
Hash Horn Very Saggy Testicles
Event / Travel Coordinator Northern Exposure
Songmeister Mammary Lapse
Sec Goddess Big Bang
Sergeant of Body Parts Glitter Box, Shiny Pooper, Won’t Swallow, Strip Freeze
Awards Coordinator Chapped Lips, Finger Food, Ms. Demeanour
Hash Flour Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum
Pornographer Won’t Swallow, Big Bang
Erections Coordinator BlowHoleE

2021-2022 Mismanagers

Role Mismanagers
Religious Advisor Big Rubber
Hash Stash Gobble Me
Hash Cash Cherry Poppins, Phone Sax, Wine Rack, Crack Filler
Hash Hack Wee Dribble
Hash Trash Lucky Stiff
Web Wanker Idiot Savant
Hash Historian Chapped Lips, Very Saggy Testicles
Hare Raiser Nookey, French Tickler
Beer Swill Free Woody
Cider Swill Whack Off
Soft Swill Piss Up
Haberdashery Chapped Lips, Phone Sax, Crack Filler
Hash Horn Very Saggy Testicles
Event / Travel Coordinator Northern Exposure
Songmeister Dr Diddle
Sec Goddess No Reservations
Sergeant of Body Parts Mr Lube, Sound of Mucus
Awards coordinator Chapped Lips
Hash Flour Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum

2020-2021 Mismanagers

Role Mismanagers
Religious Advisors Wee Dribble, Free Woody, Mr. PeeeeeNut
Hash Stash Gobble Me
Hash Cash Cherry Poppins, Wine Rack, Phone Sax, Crack Filler
Hash Hack Wee Dribble
Hash Trash Lucky Stiff
Web Wanker Idiot Savant
Hash Historian Finger Food
Hare Raiser Mr. PeeeeeNut, Nookey
Beer Swill Ass Wipe, Ms. Demeanor, Edifice Complex, Vagina Rough Rider
Cider Swill Whack Off
Soft Swill Piss Up
Haberdashery Chapped Lips, Finger Food
Hash Horn Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber
Event / Travel Coordinator Northern Exposure
Songmeister Dr Diddle
Sec Goddess Happy Beaver
Sergeant of Body Parts Mr Lube, Sound of Mucus
Awards coordinator Chapped Lips, Finger Food
Hash Flour Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum

2019-2020 Mismanagers

Role Mismanagers
Religious Advisors Wee Dribble, Free Woody
Hash Stash Gobble Me
Hash Cash Cherry Poppins, Wine Rack, Phone Sax, Crack Filler
Hash Hack Wee Dribble
Hash Trash Lucky Stiff
Web Wanker Idiot Savant
Hash Historian Finger Food
Hare Raiser Mr. PeeeeeNut, Nookey
Beer Swill Ass Wipe, Ms. Demeanor, Gear Shaft, Vagina Rough Rider
Cider Swill Whack Off
Soft Swill Piss Up
Haberdashery Chapped Lips, Finger Food
Hash Horn Very Saggy Testicles, Big Rubber
Event / Travel Coordinator Northern Exposure
Songmeister Dr Diddle
Sec Goddess Happy Beaver
Sergeant of Body Parts Mr Lube, Sound of Mucus
Awards coordinator Chapped Lips, Finger Food
Hash Flour Very Saggy Testicles, My Skorotum