The Lucky Channel

The Lucky Channel Welcome inside, don't be afraid, it's just the five of us in here.....learn what's really bouncing around his cranium....each each week we will grace you with a presentation of musings from your esteemed RA...

turn off your porn blocker. (Why would you have a porn blocker?) I am sending that dance mix vid again. If that doesn't work I'll start sending you banned beer commercials. Lucky. Dear web wanker: I sent it 4 times. Now you get the monkey. "So how do you feel about back hair?"

Last minute gift idea for the Harrirerets.

WEE DRIBBLE Leads the exercise detail at the Cebu Provincial Detention Center, Philippines. No wait, Wee Dribble has no hair. Is that him in the white tee shirt?

Lucky Stiff’s Dementia Test The innocent unnamed Travis was subjected to Lucky Stiff‟s cruel Dementia Test back in November. Fortunately Travis acquitted himself very well, proving himself worthy of the EH3. Indeed, we'd be missing some, if not most, of our members if were faced with a test like this now. Fortunately Lucky assumes the rest of you don‟t have Internet access, which is weird because he is still using Windows 98 and uses an abacus to work out his taxes. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: “bread.” If you said “toast,” then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, “bread,” go to Question 2. 2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Auto World. If you said “water,” proceed to question 3 3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, “green bricks,” what the devil are you still doing reading these questions????? If you said “glass,” then go on to Question 4. 4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed.The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure..... Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of “no man's land” between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? . . . in East Germany or West Germany or in “no man's land”? Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated If you said, “Don't bury the survivors,” proceed to the next question. 6. Without using a calculator —You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!! Bonus Question: What do you call the white part of an egg? A tired and worn out Travis, taking in consideration a worn out EH3 pack, took a dive at this point and gave a wrong answer to this interrogation, to which the rest of us were very thankful. Huzzahs and accolades to a very intelligent new hasher, who has passed the Lucky test with flying colours.

Happy Robbie Burns Day The most famous Scot discusses Scots.