This is an all women’s hashing group (no men allowed!) that meets every Friday the 13th or whenever we damn well feel like it! Our purpose is to run trails that include stops along the way to drink champagne and eat bon-bons. The Hares provide the champagne and chocolate on trail and may collect a small coverage fee at the end of the trail. The pack members are encouraged to bring their favorite beverage and any kind of food to share at the gathering afterwards. Runners and walkers are equally welcome as the whole aim of our group is to be sociable, enjoying a chat with whoever comes along.

Our favorite quote: Men are like fine wine: they all start out as grapes and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we can have dinner with.

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Friday, December 13, 2019 at 7:00pm: FEMALE DIVA’s ONLY!
Meet at Bag Lady’s place near the West Pole (5440 Edworthy Way NW) 
At 7:00pm (or fashionably later) there will be a bit of a ramble outside, (unless it’s ridiculously cold!)
Wear seasonal bling and bring along headlights or flashlights, and ice grips if needed.
Some food will be available and any additional snacks will add to the fabulousness of the event.
Oh, and BYOB 🍷🍸🍹🍺🍾. Please RSVP to
If navigating near the West Pole on a dark winter night is not your best skill, you can call 780-953-3670 for help.

Note that this DIVAs-ONLY event is only about 10 minutes drive from the Full Moon Run at Franco’s (6627 177 St NW). This could make car pooling easier if you have a non-diva chauffeur.