This is an all women’s hashing group (no men allowed!) that meets every Friday the 13th or whenever we damn well feel like it! Our purpose is to run trails that include stops along the way to drink champagne and eat bon-bons. The Hares provide the champagne and chocolate on trail and may collect a small coverage fee at the end of the trail. The pack members are encouraged to bring their favorite beverage and any kind of food to share at the gathering afterwards. Runners and walkers are equally welcome as the whole aim of our group is to be sociable, enjoying a chat with whoever comes along.

Our favorite quote: Men are like fine wine: they all start out as grapes and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we can have dinner with.

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Friday, July 12 at 7 pm — Margarita Madness
(breaking the Friday 13th tradition in favour of a summer get-together)
Hares: the Grand Mattress French Tickler and the RA Mud Vessel
Location & On-On: the Senior’s Lodge, 12636 52 Ave
Notes: Bring margarita mix for the fabulous margarita machine or bring your choice of beverage. Bring a wee snack if desired.

Friday, September 13, 2019